This was on yesterday’s issue of our local paper. The centerfold has always been my favorite part because it’s colorful and not too depressing, and so this is what I found.
Just sharing the happy pill with everyone who wants to keep calm and marry Prince Harry.
It’s written in our dialect, but let me translate it for you. Prince Harry just broke up with his girlfriend of seven years, Chelsy Davy. For the apparent reason that she can’t risk her freedom for the price and pressure of being a royal bride. Prince Harry had to respect her choice (but I figure that was really hard to take in for him).
Oh well, rejoice. Single, eligible and respectable young ladies. The Prince awaits.